inhale-pure-bliss:

precious omg

inhale-pure-bliss:

precious omg

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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this—too—shall—pass:

nuestro-rey:

All About You - Hilary Duff

Available on iTunes

(℗ 2014 RCA Records, a Division of Sony Music Entertainment)

The preteen girl in me is so happy rn

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killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

(Source: guuest)

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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allthesmallwords:

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

(Source: unsupervisedfrolicking)

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Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)

Haha omg yea

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(Source: mind-vacation)

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valiantwoe:

ephemeralephemera:

The other night, dear,
As I lay sleeping,
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
But when I woke, dear,
I was mistaken.
So I bowed my head and cried.

This is the definition of hauntingly beautiful.

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

(Source: ragnabrock)

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