africkanisha:

mathandcookies:

africkanisha:

what if milk was black

Gosh. In this day and age can’t we use socially acceptable terms like “African American”. This is really offensive.

what if milk was african american

(Source: rnegay, via thelesbianicplague)

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via thelesbianicplague)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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