corgisandboobs:

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

Yes, but this form of assholishness is adorable and fun. Cat assholishness ends in homicide.

(Reblogged from donttouchmyprndl)
(Reblogged from infinitys--end)

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.
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I am alive because of you.
Perhaps you didn’t
Save my life,
But you gave me
A reason to
Save myself.
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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

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Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)
(Reblogged from donttouchmyprndl)

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(Reblogged from donttouchmyprndl)

(Source: laz-aretto)

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monicalewinsky1996:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE GIF

monicalewinsky1996:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE GIF

(Reblogged from h-eavydreamer)